Etastic

I greet you to wish everyone a happy new year, and I figured I'd show up to do just that. As for what I'm doing, well I've been gone for x amount of months. Some may have noticed that, others may not but it happens. I get a little indecisive in life so I just kind of, I don't know, not die I guess.

I'm keeping this short because I'm not much of an essay writer so uhhh...Happy New Year? Let's all hope 2018 will suck less than last year.

you haven't?


oh...okay...










I will still explain myself. I became an art hermit many many many many many moons ago. now I draw stuff for my own eyes because I'm a creeper and no one understands E more than E. unless E doesn't understand E, then E's going to have a long talk with E.







































I did this last part just to annoy you.

Greetings beings that can breathe, I bring news.

There's this person I know, goes by  , maybe you heard of em.

I won't mince words so I'll be blunt: he needs money. money so that he can continue to eat and exist. If he doesn't have money, then he doesn't have food. If he doesn't have food, then he can't eat. If he can't eat, then he dies. Straightforward and to the point I say.

So, yeah, if you can help then, er, help, I guess.

But no you can die of starvation. Tru fak.

I put words on it




















( this is a PAGE, NOT A JOURNAL)

WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?

I'll tell you where I've been

playing Rock 'em Sock 'em Formers.

and I'm loving it. because I love to love it. now anyway, I'm not saying I'm here here, I really am, I've just been stalking all of you.

first off expect plenty of line breaks because I want to bother you with it.

now, even though I don't get many anymore due to me being inactive and whatnot, I still feel the need that maybe I should update my commission prices. I've done many sketches over my free time. many. and you don't get to see any of them. so I figured "hey, I think I got better, I should up my self worth" and update it I did. so forget what you're looking at to your left and pay attention to right here.

I'm a picky and conservative guy so I don't exactly do alot of things.

so if I disappoint you then I'm not sorry for that. so I'll just show you this crash course explanation of what I will do, and simplified no less.

Sketch - $10, $1 each additional character

Ink - $15, $3 each additional character

Color - $25, $5 each additional character

Full Color (shades and highlights galore) - $40, $10 each additional character

short, sweet, and to the point. now with my small free time due to being responsible, I'm not as fast as I used to be so patience is a virtue. and I'll only accept Paypal USD because the point system is flawed.

alright I think that about wraps up my informal journal

feels right, Bryan. feels right.

now get out